Dan's Alternative CV
What was your first job?
A pot washer in my local pub
What’s been your worst job interview?
Well, I’ve only ever had one and I got the job – Chief pot washer
What was the first music single you bought?
I never brought singles, but my first album was shamefully Spice, by the Spice Girls. I can probably still sing all the words.
How do you describe your job to your mates?
I describe myself as a hugely successful business leader of a massive drinks company 😉, but they all think I am the warehouse operative
What is the most rewarding part of your job?
Building something from nothing that I am so proud of.
What is the least rewarding part?
Box packing, it is so repetitive and boring
What is your motto in life?
You only live once, so don’t live it with regrets.
If you were allowed one dream perk, what would it be?
A magic 8 ball that actually works.
Do you have any phobias?
Nope, well apart from not living life to it’s fullest 😉
What luxury would you have on a desert island?
A 40ft sunseeker, get back to dry land in style
What animal reflects your personality?
Perhaps a cat, generally they are difficult and too curious, but they have their quirks that makes them entertaining. They enjoy independents, but also a cuddle on their terms.
What’s your favourite film and why?
The Wolf of Wall Street, I love a film based on based on true events, plus any film with Leonardo DiCaprio starring is always a winner.
Which celebrity would you most like to work with and why?
Matthew McConaughey, I just love his philosophy in life and his voice is just so dreamy.
What would your death row meal be?
A whole white chocolate cheesecake for the main and a chocolate brown for dessert.